Dear Mr. President,Bola Ahmed Tinub
I hope this message finds you in high spirits and ready to make some impactful decisions! As we all know, change is the spice of life, and I believe the time has come to shake things up a bit in the communication department.
With Ajuri Ngelale’s recent resignation as your spokesperson, a golden opportunity has presented itself. And who better to step into those formidable shoes than someone with the caliber, experience, and reputation that I bring to the table? Allow me to introduce myself—Malam Jalaludeen Usman—your future communication maestro!
I may be happy with my current role, but if you give me the chance, I assure you, you’ll witness wonders. I’ll shape your image in a way that will immortalize you in the hearts of Nigerians. Imagine a Nigeria where the citizens eagerly anticipate your policies, where they’re glued to the news, excited about your next move—no more empty stomachs, only full hearts and inspired minds!
Mr. President, the only problem I face is getting my CV into the right hands—be it yours or the mysterious cabals. So, consider this my humble (and playful) plea for your consideration. With me as your spokesperson, I promise to give you the best PR this nation has ever seen.
Kindly refer me to Tinubu, and let’s make history together! ”House of Representatives, Federal Republic of Nigeria Nigerian Senate”Daily Trust”Premium Times”Nigerian Tribune”The Punch Online”Nigerian Senate”The Senate President – NigeriaKashim Shettima
Warm regards,
Malam Jalaludeen Usman